Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Finally: Dark Lord Day!
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Sam's Summer...STILL No Dark Lord Story???
Look, the dude sitting in the middle sit on the plane took up so much room, I couldn't even blink, let alone pull out a computer and type. So I'm sorry. It's coming, but for now...
Sam Adams Summer Ale has hit the shelves, along with the Summer Styles variety 12-pack. You get your usual Boston Lager, Sam Light, and of course the Summer Ale, but you also get Blackberry Witbeer (mmm, I can see myself drinking one of those after having too much of everything else on a hot afternoon, then throwing up the sweet, purply beer all over. Sorry), Sam Adams Pale Ale, and a new IPA: Latitude 48. Sounds like the title of a Jimmy Buffet album. It's a darker in color, lighter in ABV (5.8%) style IPA, and is unremarkable but drinkable. Supermarkets sell these Sam Adams variety packs for way too much, like 16-17 bucks, but Kelly Liquors always seems to have them for $12.99.

Monday, April 26, 2010
Give Me a Sec...
I know you just can't wait for my Dark Lord Day story, but I've been so busy drinking that I have been unable to sit in front of the computer long enough to get one together. I'm flying out today, so maybe I'll get it done when I'm on the plane.
Friday, April 23, 2010
Pre-Dark Lord Day
Y'all know that I am here in beautiful Munster, Indiana for the one day release of Three Floyds Brewery's Dark Lord Imperial Stout. This is the largest gathering of idiots who waste good money that could be spent on houses or cars but instead split their money between hard to find beers and plastic girlfriends. And by plastic, I don't mean the Ugged, rimless-glasses-ed, and designer sweatpant-ed girls who only date Ferrari-driving guys with gelled hair. I mean the DIY "girls" that you have to blow up before they will blow you back. The kind I get.
Look. Local beers on tap! Sure, it is the Sunport's Rt. 66 "Brewpub", but at least you can get Santa Fe IPA, Alien Amber, or Santa Fe Pale Ale on tap. But you don't have to. You can get bottled water for $2.50 instead, like I did. Yes, I drink water too! I have a lot of drinking to do this weekend, so I abstained. Though being stuck with a group of high school students from Eldorado and Rio Rancho who were on their way to a Marketing competition in Louisville, Kentucky (don't we have good enough markets here?) tried patience that my Ipod couldn't even placate. "Morgan! How tall are you!!??? You are sooo tall!!! (no shit! I had to squeeze by you when I got up to pee). "I have a 13 year old cousin who is 6"4 but they (the height doctors, I presume) say he is gonna be like 7"8!"
We did land, eventually, not before I wished the students failure in their upcoming competition. The "Oh my GOSH's" reverberated in my head as I laughed my way to the rental car counter. Dodge Charger. Pretty fast. But no match for Chicago's Cicero Blvd., which is apparently the only way out of Midway Airport. I sat in traffic forever, sated slightly by the smooth jazz station coming out of the Charger's speakers.
I stopped at Kenwood Liquors, an old favorite of mine that never lets me down. Except when you try to pay wit ha credit card. Cash only, please. I bought $70 worth of beer, including Hoppin' Frog Hop Dam Triple IPA, Southern Tier Gemini DIPA, Three Floyds Dreadnaught DIPA, Dark Horse Crooked Tree DIPA, Goose Island Night Stalker Imperial Stout, and a 12-pack of Beck's 64. C'mon, I need something to just drink like water instead of polluting myself with water! I then drove through the EZ-Pass lane of the toll road without having an EZ-Pass. Damn 18-wheeler wouldn't let me over! That one's on you, Thrifty Rent-A-Car.
Fast-forward to later. I got to my hotel, checked-in, and hit Three Floyds Brewpub for Dreadnaught and Barrel aged Popskull (collaboration between Dogfish Head and Three Floyds)on tap. Made friends (cause you all who know me know that is what I do best, right?) with a guy from Louisville, Kentucky (small world!), a couple from State College, PA, and a beer blogger from Milwaukee. We hung out inside while a line gathered outside for the standing-room only pub. At some point I realized that I hadn't checked the precious cargo I brought with me, so I headed back to the room. All the beers I brought were intact, including the local beers in the picture. New Mexico, represent!
Here's my $150 a night room. Nicer than your whole house! Expensive, but that's what you get when you stay in Munster. You want cheese history, my friend, this is the heart of it. I'm about to go downstairs and meet up with the guys in the parking lot who have their car stereo entertaining them while they drink various crafts out of their coolers. Till tomorrow!
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
The Rest of the World Sucks
One more thing: remember Blue Moon's great idea to make a "Grand Cru" version of its popular beer and sell it 25 oz. bottles for $11.99? What's that? It didn't sell and dropped to $7.99? Not good enough? How about $2.99? Ok. I'll take one. it looks like all the liquor stores are offering it at this price now.
Monday, April 19, 2010
No In-N-Out, But Double Doubles Abound


Saturday, April 17, 2010
Hopped-Up on Goofballs

Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Marble Moves to Minnesota!

Marble will be bringing some beers from MN to a beer dinner at Standard Diner on Sunday, April 18, starting at 5 pm. I'm not going to give the full descriptions for all six courses, but here's an abridged rundown: Cheddar/Beer Soup w/ Oatmeal Stout...Caprese Salad w/ Amber Ale...Watermelon/Tuna Ceviche w/ Double IPA...Kobe Sliders w/ Red Ale...Lollipop Lamb w/ Quad...Cinnamon Baked Brie w/ Bock. So, the typical stuff you find at diners in Jersey. $50 per person (plus tax + tip)gets you all this fanciness, and the waitress might call you "Hon" and snap her gum at you. Call 243-1440
Monday, April 12, 2010
It Isn't THAT Nice Yet!

has improved dramatically (almost enough for me to actually leave my cave and sit outside at Marble), and the Phillies are back in championship form, it still doesn't mean I'm ready to start drinking summer beers. I haven't even done the final Imperial Stout Challenge of the year like I've been meaning to. But the breweries don't seem to be living by the same schedule as me- take Sierra Nevada, who have already released Summerfest. One of the few lagers Sierra releases, this one is a 5% ABV pilsner style hopped with Saaz. $7.49-7.99 pretty much anywhere you go. Should be a good summer drinker when summer actually comes around. In two months.

Saturday, April 10, 2010
Bad Band, Better Beer; Big Belgians


Wednesday, April 7, 2010
Hey, I Know That Dude!

Monday, April 5, 2010
The Rich get Richer, but I Just Stay Drunk

Saturday, April 3, 2010
Rye Pale Ale Repeats
Il Vicino's Malt Madness tournament, pitting the brewery's best beers in a head to head taste test, has found a winner. And thankfully, it's not Duke. I hate Duke. I had a homeroom teacher in 10th grade who's husband went to Duke, and she was always going on about how great a school it was. And she had an ugly perm hairdo that somehow made it all worse. But she didn't win Il Vicino's tournament either. For the second year in a row, Rye Pale Ale comes out on top, surprisingly beating out Elsa's Hop Elixir. I wrote that the tournament was of the brewery's best beers, but conspicuously missing was Hopgoblin IPL, which was the champion of the 2009 NM IPA Challenge. It would have been interesting to see how it would have fared in the tournament. I was going to say congrats to Il Vicino for the victory, but since all the tournament beers are their brews, they win no matter what. Good. Anybody but Duke.