Monday, February 28, 2011

Wearin' O' the Green

Damn. I just realized that I missed the Great Guinness Toast this year. What a waste of the Abercrombie and Fitch shirt that I had the collar starched in the "popped" position to wear for the occasion. At least I can go to IHOP for the Great French Toast.
But Guinness is sooo over as the St. Patrick's Day beer. For proof, just look at this Albertson's display, full of the greeny Irish goodness that is...Heineken? I guess if people want to save money on green food coloring, they can drink Heineken out of those green bottles and feel like they are celebrating properly. I don't think the cultures mesh properly. It just doesn't seem right to me...ever try dancing a jig in those wooden shoes? It's not sexy.

1 comment:

spotty dog farm said...

Haha! Stupid grocery store display.